The Marv Albert Song
to be sung to “Walkin In A Winterwonderland”
Lacy things - wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask her permission,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the store - there’s a teddy
Little straps - like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walking round in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say “Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.