The meaning of Easter
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Loading ...Three blondes have died and went up to talk to St. Peter.
St. Peter says,”You can’t enter these pearly gates unless you answer my question correctly. What is Easter?”
The first blonde says, “It’s that holiday in October when you thank people and stuff.”
St. Peter is a little annoyed by this answer and sends her to Hell.
The second one says,” It’s that holiday in February when you have that big tree and stuff.”
St. Peter was really annoyed and sent her to Hell.
The third blonde says,” I know what it is, it’s when Jesus was betrayed by one of his disciples and they decided to kill him, they put a crown of thorns on his head, and a sword thru his side and then they crucified him. They then hung him on a cross. After he was dead they put him in a tomb and sealed it with a boulder.”
St. Peter smiled, he was very impressed. But then the blonde kept going, “And every year they move the boulder and let Jesus come out and if he sees his shadow there is winter for another 6 weeks.”
