The Mistress
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Loading ...Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant when an attractive young blonde walks by, smiles at the doctor, and says “Hi, Sammy.”
“Who the hell is THAT?” asks Sammy’s wife.
“That’s my mistress,” Dr. Goldstein replies.
“You have a MISTRESS? How long has this been going on?” asks his wife.
“About five years,” says the doctor.
“Five years? I’ll see a lawyer tomorrow and start a divorce. I’ll ruin you.”
“Wait just a minute, honey. If we divorce, we each get half of what we have. You won’t have that big house, you won’t get a new Cadillac every year, you won’t be playing golf and tennis at the club…in fact, you may even have to get a job.”
Just then, a cute redhead walks by and winks at Sammy.
“Who the hell is THAT one?” demands his wife.
“She’s Doctor Grant’s mistress,” says Sammy.
“Oh,” says his wife. “Well, ours is a lot prettier.”
