The Mud Hole
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Loading ...A horse and a chicken became very good friends on a large South Dakota ranch.
One day, the horse and the chicken went for a walk and all of a sudden the horse found himself stuck in a good size mud hole and could not free himself. So he told the chicken to run back to the barn and get the farmer because he was begining to sink. So the chicken ran back to the farm but could not find the farmer so he looked in the farmer’s Rolls Royce and he saw the keys in the ignition. So he took the car to the horse and pulled him out.
Well two days later the chicken found himself stuck in the same dam mud hole and of course told the horse to go get the farmer. Well, the horse said he didn’t have to. So the horse stood over the mud hole and told the chicken to hold on to his penis and pulled him out.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: YOU DON’T NEED A FANCY CAR TO PICK UP CHICKS IF YOU’RE HUNG LIKE A HORSE!
