The New Car
An old lady just bought a brand new $35 million dollar car. As she was driving home she turned on the radio and it wouldn’t work.
So she turned back around, went back to the dealership where she bought it and said she wanted a different car because her radio didn’t work.
The dealer there said it worked, it was just voice activated. So on the way home she decided to try it out, she said ‘country’ and a George Strait song came on.
So then she said ‘rock ‘n roll’ and a Rolling Stones song came on. So she was pretty satisfied with the song and she kept driving.
A few minutes later a man whipped out in front of her and she yelled ‘Jackass’ — the radio changed the station to Bill Clinton’s Press Conference.