The nice fruit guy
Once a woman went to the fruit store with her baby son, who everybody thought he was so ugly and never said a nice word as courtesy.
But she noticed the store guy playing with her son, so she was so happy and thanked the nice man and said, “You are so nice to play with him, everyone avoids him..!”
Guy: “Rubbish! Here, give him a banana, he’s the nicest monkey I’ve ever seen !”