The Nosy Cab Driver
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Loading ...Each morning, a self-righteous, nosy cab driver would drive a man to his place of employment and would later return to drive the man’s wife to her place of employment…a brothel.
During a conversation one morning with the man, the nosy cab driver smugly stated, “I don’t mean to be prying, but did you know that each morning after dropping you off at work, I return and take your wife and drop her off at a brothel where she works?”
“That is impossible!” The man replied alarmingly. “My wife stays home while I am at work.”
“You are being deceived, sir,” the cab driver taunted. “As a special favor to you, after I drop your wife off today, I will return to pick you up, then take you to this place.”
Both men agreed and after dropping the man’s wife off at the brothel, he then picked up the man and drove back.
“I do not wish to enter such a place,” began the man. “I will gladly compensate you if you would go in and retrieve my wife.”
Anxious to prove his point, the cab driver rushed from the car into the brothel. A few minutes later, he stepped out of the brothel pulling and scuffling with a woman. The man stared out the window confused as he realized that this woman in fact was not his wife.
The cab driver pulled the woman to the car and pushed her inside.
“Sir, I must inform you, that this woman is not my wife,” replied the man.
“I know,” answered the cab driver as he turned back towards the brothel. “I’m going back in after yours, that one’s mine!”