The Old Couple goes to the Doc
This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat. His wife say, “Where are you going?”
He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.”
She says, “Why, are you sick?”
“No” he responds, “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”
So his wife gets up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he says, “Where are you going?”
She says, “I’m going to the doctor too!”
“Why?” he asks.
She responds, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot!”