THE ORTHODOX RABBI
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Loading ...Debra, a beautiful Jewish girl was raised in a Strictly Orthodox home. She became engaged to Richard, a Gentile boy who agreed to convert to Judaism and to be married in the temple of Debbie’s parents.
Richard had so many questions about the forthcoming ceremony that Debbie arranged for him to meet Rabbi Schiller who would be performing the marriage.
“I’d like Mom and Dad to be seated right down front with all my sisters,” said Richard.
“Oh no”, said the Rabbi. “In the Orthodox tradition, the men and women are separated. The men will sit down on the
main floor and the women will sit in the balcony.”
“Well, at the reception,” said Richard, “I want to have the first dance with Debbie while the band plays our favorite song, Moon River.”
“Oh no”, said the Rabbi. “In the Orthodox tradition, the men dance with the men and the women dance with the women.”
Richard became annoyed and said sarcastically, “Well I guess we’re not allowed to have sex either.”
Rabbi Schiller smiled. “Of course you are, my boy. Any way you want.”
“Really?” said Richard. “You mean we can have oral sex, anal sex, any way at all?”
“Absolutely any way you want.”
Richard smiled. “Can we have sex in the shower?”
Rabbi Schiller became pale. “No, of course not!” he said.
“Why not?” asked Richard.
“God might think you’re dancing.”
