The Patient
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Loading ...There was a doctor doing his daily rounds in the local mental institution.
He got to one of the rooms and noticed two patients in there acting strangely.
He walks up to Patient#1 and says, “Excuse me, but just what is it that you are doing?”
Patient#1 looks up at the doctor and says, “Duh…can’t you see I’m cutting this piece of wood?!”
The doctor notices him sawing back and forth on an imaginary piece of wood but says nothing else.
The doctor then looks up and notices the other patient hanging from the ceiling by his feet.
“Well what is this guy doing then?!” the doctor asks Patient#1, pointing at Patient#2.
Patient #1 replies, “Oh, that’s my buddy…he’s a little crazy though…he thinks he’s a light bulb!”
The doctor smiles at this but then notices that Patient#2 is getting really red in the face so he says to Patient#1, “Well if he’s your buddy, you might want to get him down from there before he hurts himself!”
And with that Patient#1 jumps up and says, “Are you crazy….and work without a light?!?!”
