The Pedophile’s Girl

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A guy comes home from work to see his girlfriend packed and waiting by the door.

“I’m leaving you.”

“Why?” he says. “Things were great this morning! What’s changed?”

“I heard you were a pedophile.”

The guy looks hard at his girl. “Pedophile? Hey! That’s an aaaaawfully big word for a 10 year old!”

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