The Pope & The President
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Loading ...The Pope and President Clinton just happened to die on the same day.
Now obviously the Pope was to go to heaven and Clinton was supposed to go to hell. Somehow this gets crossed up.
God and Satan realized their error and Satan sent the Pope up and God sent Clinton down. They just happened to meet in the middle, so they stopped to chit-chat for a minute.
Clinton asked the pope,”What had you hoped to do when you got to heaven?”
The Pope replied very solemly, “I had hoped to meet the
blessed virgin Mary.”
Clinton replied, “Sorry, you are too late.”