The Preacher’s Wife
One day, the pastor’s wife was going shopping, so he told her not to spend to much money.
When she got to the store,she saw this beautiful dress that was $600! But she just had to have this dress, so she bought it anyway.
When she got home,her husband said, “I thought I told you not to spend too much!”
She said,”You did, but when I tried it on, satin said that it looked gorgeous on me.”
Then the husband said, “Honey, I told you that in situations like this, you just have to tell satin to get thee behind me!”
She said, “I did, and satin said, ‘It looks good from back here, too.’”