The President’s Clock

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One day the President called Monica Lewinsky into the Oval Office. When she entered, the President asked Monica,

“Would you like to see my clock?”

“Um, sure.” Monica said.

With that Bill unzipped his fly and took out his “little william”.

“That’s not a clock!” Monica screamed.

“It will be once I get two hands and a face on it.”

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