The priest

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One day a priest woke up and noticed that it was a beautiful day outside. He decides to go golfing. So he calls in and says he is sick and cannot come to work.

To make sure nobody knows, he drives to a golf course about 2-3 hours away so he doesn’t meet anyone familiar.

At that time, St. Peter is talking to God and he says, “You aren’t going to let him get away with this, are you?”

“Oh, fine, I won’t.”

Immediately the priest gets a hole-in-one. That’s a 547-yard hole in one!!!

“Why the hell did you let him do that?” asks St. Peter

To this, God replies, “Who’s he going to tell?”

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