The puppy and the little red wagon
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Loading ...It was the first day after Christmas vacation and the teacher was asking the kids, “What did you get for Christmas?”
The first kid she asked said “I got a doll and a tape player.”
The teacher asked the next boy what he got for Christmas. He answered, “A soccer ball and a t-shirt”
The next boy answered, “A puppy and a little red wagon.” The teacher wanted to go to the next kid but the boy started telling a story. He said, “I had a lot of fun with the wagon and the puppy and I put the puppy in the wagon and pushed it down the hill. The wagon hit a curb and the little red handle on the little red wagon went straight up the puppy’s rear-end!”
The teacher said “Oh my, you mean rectum?”
“No,” said the little boy, “I nearly killed him.”
