The Rabbit Next Door

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This is a TRUE story!

These people owned a dog and their neighbor, a rabbit. When ever the neighbors put their rabbit outside, the people with a dog would have to bring their dog in.

One day the people with the dog came dome and found the dog with a filthy, DEAD, rabbit in its mouth! So they did the only thing they could do, wash it, blow dry it, fluff up the fur and put it back in the cage hoping the neighbors wouldn’t notice.

Later that week on Halloween the dog owner met the rabbit owner while shopping and the rabbit owner said, “The strangest thing happened…” The dog owner was worrying, thinking that maybe they figured it out.

The rabbit owner continued, “The other day we found our rabbit dead in it’s cage. It was all clean and fluffy though.” Now the dog owner was REALLY worried. The rabbit owner continued, “The really weird part was that the rabbit had died and we burried it 2 days earlier!”

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