The Race
Two 8-year-old kids, 1 boy and 1 girl, decided to see which was faster in a race. They decided to run a best of three series to see who was faster. In the first race the boy won, and in the second race the boy won.
“Why are boys so much faster than girls?” The girl asked.
“I don’t know, let me ask my dad.” The boy replied.
He went inside to ask his dad and his dad told him. After his dad told him he ran back outside.
“Well, why are boys faster than girls?”
“Because boys have two ball bearings and a gear shifter”