The religious horse

A man buys a horse and is unable to get it to move. He kicked it, yelled giddy up, but to no avail. He goes back to the seller and voices his displeasure.

The seller says, “I’m terribly sorry. I forgot to tell you that this is a religious horse and to get it to run you have to say ‘Jesus Christ’ and to get it to stop you have to say ‘Amen’.”

So, knowing this the new owner goes back and gets on the horse and says, “Jesus Christ.”

Off goes the horse but a cliff is approaching and he cannot think of the word to stop it, thinking he is now going to go over the cliff, he prays and at the end of his pray he says “Amen.” The horse stops about 1 inch from going over the cliff.

The man looks over the horse’s shoulder and seeing how far down it is, says to himself, “Jesus Christ !!!”

This joke is filed under Religious.