the ride

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This drunk walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a ride home. The bartender tells the drunk he’d better ask someone else.

He walks over to a waitress and asks her for a ride. she agreed to.

As they walked out she warned him that she was on her menstrual cycle. The drunk said ” Baby, I don’t care what you’re on just as long as you gimme a ride home.”

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