The School Play
Little Billy came home form school yesterday, all excited about landing a part in the school play. He runs to his Dad yelling, “Daddy. Daddy! I got a part in the school play!!!”
“That’s really great, Billy! What part are you playing?”, asked the Dad.
“I’m playing the husband!”, replies Billy.
Disgruntled, the Dad puts little Billy down on the floor.
Sensing his father’s diappointment, little Billy asks, “Gosh, Dad what’s wrong?”
“I’m sorry son”, replies the father, “maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part…”