The Sentance
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Loading ...One night a married woman awoke to a moaning sound and found her husband wasn’t in bed with her.
Getting worried the woman went downsairs but to no avail could she find her husband. She was ready to go back to bed when she heard the moaning sob again, only it was coming from the basement.
After going down into the basement she found her husband balled up in a corner crying his eyes out. When she asked him what was wrong he said, “A little while after I met you your father pointed a gun at me and gave me a choice, marry you or go to jail for 20 years.” The wife at this point was looking quite confused and asked him again why he was crying, his reply…
“I would have gotten out today!”
