The Shitty Layers of Hell
A guy died, went to hell, and was greeted by the devil. The devil led him to a hallway and told him to choose 1 of 3 rooms to spend the rest of eternity in.
He opened the first door to find a group of people standing on their heads on a wood floor.
He thought that looked extremely uncomfortable, so he opened the second door. Here he found a group of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor.
Then he opened the third door and found a group of people standing knee high in dog shit drinking coffee.
He thought this looked better than the first two rooms, so he chose the third room.
After a few minutes of standing in the dog shit drinking coffee, the devil opened the door and said, “All right guys, coffee break’s over, back on your heads.”