The Sick Drunks

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One night there were two drunks lying in a ditch, and one had his finger up the other one’s butt. A police officer was driving by and stopped when he saw them.

“What are you doing with your finger up his butt?” the policeman asked.

The drunk man said, “My friend is sick and I’m trying to make him puke…”

The cop said, “You can’t make him puke like that!”

The drunk replied, “Like hell I can’t… just wait until I stick it in his mouth.”

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