The Silent Air Trip
A man and his wife always loved to go on the helicopter rides at the carnival, but they didn’t like the $10.00 per ride. So the man started negotiating with the pilot.
Finally, the pilot agreed to let them fly for free ONLY if they could last the entire flight without making a single sound.
So the helicopter took off. The pilot tried swerving and sudden stops, even 360 spins, but the whole time, he didn’t hear a peep out of the couple in the back.
When the flight had finished, the pilot told the man, “Man, I tried EVERY trick in the book, but I was amazed when I didn’t hear a sound!”
The man replied, “Yeah! I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”