The Silent Air Trip

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A man and his wife always loved to go on the helicopter rides at the carnival, but they didn’t like the $10.00 per ride. So the man started negotiating with the pilot.

Finally, the pilot agreed to let them fly for free ONLY if they could last the entire flight without making a single sound.

So the helicopter took off. The pilot tried swerving and sudden stops, even 360 spins, but the whole time, he didn’t hear a peep out of the couple in the back.

When the flight had finished, the pilot told the man, “Man, I tried EVERY trick in the book, but I was amazed when I didn’t hear a sound!”

The man replied, “Yeah! I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”

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