The Son in Law

An old lady and her husband are walking to their house one night after an evening out on the town. She hears a buzzing noise and searches throughout the house to see what it is but can’t figure it out. So she goes in to her daughter’s room to find her on the end of her bed with a vibrator.

The old lady says, “What the hell are you doing!!??”

The daughter replies, “Mom, I am 40 years old, I’m ugly, I’ve never had a boyfriend AND I NEVER WILL, this all the pleasure I can get!”

“Well, ok,” says the old lady.

The next day the old lady wallks in and hears the buzzing noise again. She knows it is not her daughter because she is at the store. She looks around the house and finally finds the old man sitting in front of the T.V with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other.

“What are you doing??!!” she exclaims.

“Nothin’,” he says “I was just havin’ a conversation with my son in law.”

This joke is filed under Religious.