The three Ninjas
There was a contest held in Japan, the contest was between three Ninjas from different countries. There was a Japanese Ninja, an American Ninja and a Trinidadian Ninja.
The contest was who can chop flies the best. So the Japanese Ninja went first, the fly came flying about and in a flash the Japanese Ninja chopped the fly in half with one strike, the crowed went wild.
The American Ninja went next and with great speed and skill the fly was chopped into four tiny pieces, the crowed went really wild with that one. And then the Trinidadian Ninja went next which was the last Ninja to go.
The fly came wizzing about and the Trinidadian Ninja flung his sword with fantastic speed, but the fly just went buzzing around madly. Well everybody bood the Trinidadian Ninja and one of the judges got up and said that was a terrible display of swordsmanship and the Trinidadian Ninja said well….that may be but that fly can never pee again.