The Time
A man was sleeping his car on the side of the road one night, until he was awakened by a jogger knocking at his window. He unrolled his window and looked at the jogger.
“Excuse me, sir. Do you have the time?” He asked.
The man looked at his watch and replied, “It’s 8:10.”
The jogger thanked him and went on with his jogging. The man rolled his window back up and went back to sleep. A while later, he was awakened by a another jogger.
The man unrolled his window and the jogger asked “Do you have the time?”
The man looked at his watch and replied, “It’s 8:20″
The jogger thanked him and jogged away. The man was angry so he stuck a note on his car that said “I DON’T HAVE THE TIME!”
As the man began to get sleepy, another jogger knocked at his window and said, “Sir, It’s 8:30!”