The Toilet Seat!!
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Loading ...While his wife is away a man decides to take the opportunity to paint the toilet seat.
His wife comes home sooner than expected, sits on the toilet seat, and gets it stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to take her to the doctor to get it removed painlessly. She puts on a large overcoat to cover herself and the seat and away they go.
When they get to the doctor’s office the man lifts his wife’s coat and asks the doctor if he has seen anything like this before.
“Well yes,” the doctor replies, “but never framed.”
