The Top 14 Unpublished Beatles Songs

14. Got to Get You Off of My Wife

13. She Came In Through John’s Fragile Ego

12. She’s a Woman (Who Was a Man)

11. Can’t Buy Me Love (But Can Rent It by the Hour for 300 Big Ones)

10. Polyurethane Pam Anderson

9. Crackbird

8. Lucy In The Sky With Linus

7. Eleanor Furby

6. All You Need is Drugs

5. Nor-Region Woody

4. She Came in Through the White House Window

3. While My Guitar Gently Fetches £150,000 At Auction

2. I Wanna Hold You, Hans

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Unpublished Beatles Song…

1. Lay Me, Madonna

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