The Transplant

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A man walks into a morgue and askes the undertaker for a brain he can use as a transplant for himself.

The undertaker says, “Well we have two brains, a man and a woman’s. The man’s brain is $2 and the woman’s brain is 20,000,000.”

“Why is the woman’s brain so expensive?” the man asks.

The undertaker says, “Well, it hasn’t been used much.”