The Tridds
Once upon a time there was a race of small creatures who lived at the base of a huge mountain. They called themselves Tridds.
The Tridds had one major problem in their lives in that on the summit of their mountain lived a monster. They tried to make friends with the monster but he always kicked them off the mountain.
One day a traveling rabbi passed their way. (There had to be a rabbi.) The Tridds asked the rabbi to go up the mountain and plead their case with the monster.
So, the rabbi climbed to the top of the mountain where he found the monster sitting in his favorite chair. While trying to hide he accidently made a noise. The monster looked up, motioned to the rabbi and said, “Come on over, sit down, have a beer.”
Puzzled, the rabbi said, “I thought you kicked everyone off the mountain.”
The monster replied, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Tridds.”