The Triplet Joke
This particular set of triplets were still inside their mother. They were having a conversation about what they were going to be when they grow up.
The first one said, “I’m going to be an electrician because it’s dark in here!”
The second said, “I’m going to be a plumber because I am tired of all this water.”
The third said, “I’m going to be a boxer.” The other two asked him,”Why are you going to be a boxer?”
He replied, “Because I am going to beat the Hell out of that bald headed man that keeps coming up here and spitting on us!!!”