The Truth
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Loading ...Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out to the skies, “Oh Lord, I have a problem.”
And the Lord said, Whats the matter Eve?”
“I know you created me and this beautful garden,” said Eve, “but I’m lonely and I’m sick of eating apples.”
“Well, in that case,” replied the Almighty, “I will create a man for you.”
“What’s a man?” asked Eve.
“He’s a flawed creature with aggresive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he’s big and fast and muscular. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals — and not bad in the sack.”
“Sounds great!” replied Eve.
“There’s one condition,” added the Lord. “You’ll have to let him believe I made him first.”