The Turkey Wanker
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Loading ...This jobless guy goes into a job centre looking for work, and is told that he’ll HAVE to take whatever job he picks at random from a bucket.
So he delves deep, and pulls out one that says “TURKEY WANKER REQUIRED”.
He has no option, and goes to this nearby farm. He speaks to the farmer, who explains that the latest craze in Japan is for women to smear turkey spunk on their faces to prevent wrinkles. And the farmer says “It’s simple….just hold the turkey under one arm, grab its penis with the other, shake for a while, and then collect it in this bucket.”
The bloke is still unsure about the whole thing as he enters the turkey coop. There are thousands of them in there. He gazes around and about, and then suddenly, a turkey catches his eye and starts advancing towards him, going “Gobble gobble gobble”.
And the bloke says “No way, a wank is all you’re going to get.”