The two (not so) smart men
Two smart men (Portuguese) were walking in a farm. One of them saw a “cake” just made by a cow. He said to the other:
“I’ll give you $1000 if you eat some of this.”
The other agreed, ate some and got the money.
After this the man who lost money realised that he could not lose so much money and said: “For such amount I would do the same.”
The man who got the money said: “I don’t believe.”
The first rapidly eats some and got his money back.
After some hours, the first one said to the other:”My friend, do you know that we ate shit for free?”