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January 1, 2000

Re: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s). As I`m sure you are aware, employees are granted 3
weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next paycheck will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all
pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing

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