The Urinal List
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Loading ...Men, the next time you go to the public toilets, you may observe one of the following types of vistors:
Excitable Type:
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type:
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type:
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Nosy Type:
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow’s tool.
Indifferent Type:
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type:
Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time; pees on foot.
Vain Type:
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.
Absent-Minded Type:
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants.
Worried Type:
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing.
Disgruntled Type:
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.
Conceited Type:
Holds 2-inch tool like a baseball bat while peeing.
Sneaky Type:
Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type:
Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.
Learned Type:
Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
Childish Type:
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing.
Efficient Type:
Waits until he has to poop and does both at the same time.
Strong Type:
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.
Drunken Type:
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers.
Embarrassed Type:
Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers.