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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them, “Tonight’s specials are chicken almondine and fresh fish.”

“The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that,” Hillary says.

The waiter nods. “And for your vegetable,” he asks.

“Oh he’ll have the fish,” she replies.

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