The Very Best Man
During a lull in the rehearsal, the groom and his best man, two long-time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, “You know, Bill, except for my wife-to-be, my two sisters and my mother, I’ve made love to every woman in this room.”
Bill responded, “Well then, between the two of us, we’ve had them all!!”