The Vet Trip

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One day a man was at home with his dog when the dog fell over as if he had passed out.

The man took his dog to the vet and asked the vet what was wrong with his dog. The vet answered, “Your dog is dead sir.”

The man insisted that the vet was wrong and demanded a second opinion, so the vet brought in a cat.

The cat walked around the dog and let out a loud meow. The vet said, “See, I told you he was dead.” But still the man wanted another opinion.

The vet went and got a Black Labrador. He put the Lab on the table and he sniffed the other dog. He turned around and let out a loud bark.

Once again, the vet said, “I told you he was dead. Are you satisfied now?”

“I suppose so,” said the man. “How much do I owe you?”

The vet replied, “Eight hundred dollars.”

The man questioned why it was so much just to tell him his dog was dead.

“Well, it would have only costed you $50, but you now have to also pay for a cat scan and a lab test.”

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