The Voice
A man hears a voice in his head one day, “Quit your job, sell your house, take all the money and go to Las Vegas.” He hears it a few times a day.
Soon it’s bugging him every minute of the day. “Quit your job, sell your house, take all the money and go to Las Vegas.”
Finally he quits his job, sells his house, and splits for Vegas.
As soon as he gets off the plane the voice says, “Go to Caesar’s Palace.” He goes to Caesar’s Palace.
It says, “Make your way to the roulette table.” He goes to the roulette table.
It says, “Put all your money on Red 23.” He puts all his money on Red 23. It comes up Black 17.
The voice in his head goes, “Fuck!!!”