THE WISDOM OF THE DEVIL

A MAN IS LOST IN THE DESERT HE IS CLAIMING FOR WATER. THEN OUT OF THE GROUND THE DEVIL POPS UP. HE ASKS THE MAN TO GIVE UP HIS SOUL. THE MAN REPLYS NO. THE DEVIL SAYS, IF YOU CAN MAKE AN ASS OUT OF ME I WILL LET YOU LIVE. IF YOU DONT I WILL KILL YOU. SO THE MAN SAY OK TO THE DEVIL.M THE DESPRETE MAN LOOK ALL AROUND HIM AND FINDS AN EMPTY CAN. HE POKES TONS OF HOLE ON THE CAN, THEN HE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN AND FARTS. THE MAN ASKS THE DEVIL, OK IF YOU ARE SO SMART WHAT HOLE DID IT COME OUT OF?
THE DEVIL POINTS TO A HOLE ON THE CAN. THE MAN LAUGHS AND SAYS NO, IT CAME OUT OF MY ASSHOLE.

This joke is filed under Religious.