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Three women were stranded on a deserted island. All of sudden a bottle washed upon the shore. One of the women picked up the bottle and rubbed it.
A genie appeared and offered the three women three wishes (one wish apiece).
The first woman wished to be 10 times smarter. The genie snapped his fingers and she became 10 times smarter. She built a raft out of wood on the island and sailed off.
The second woman wished to be 100 times smarter. The genie snapped his fingers and she became 100 times smarter. She built a yacht out of the materials she found on the island and sailed off.
The third woman wished to be 1,000 times smarter. The genie snapped his fingers and she became a man.
This joke is filed under Religious.
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A man was digging in his garden, when he came across a rare lamp. He was rubbing it, when a genie pops out and tells him, “You will be granted three wishes for letting me out of my lamp. But I warn you, whatever you wish for, your enemy will get double.”
So it just happens that his worst enemy is his next-door neighbor. So the man thinks and says, “I wish I had a ten-story mansion!” So he gets his mansion immediately, but a minute later, he finds out that his neighbor got a twenty-story mansion!
So the man starts thinking again and he says, “I wish I had a million bucks!” Immediately, a million dollars fall from above. But when he looked at his next-door neighbor’s lawn, he saw two million dollars piled on his front yard.
So this man starts thinking real hard and finally, he yells, “I wish I could lose a testicle!”
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
