The Witty Nun

Three men once went to the most important baseball game of the season. They were disappointed to find themselves sitting directly behind three nuns as they thought they couldn’t be as rowdy as usual. To fix this problem, they decide to try to get the nuns to move.

The first guy says (quite loudly), “I’m going to move to California. There are only 100 Catholics there.”

The second guy catches on and states, “I’m going to move to Wisconsin. There are only 50 Catholics there.”

The third guy adds, “Well, I’m moving to Oregon. They only have 25 Catholics there.”

One of the nuns turns to them and says “Why don’t you go to hell? There aren’t any Catholics there.”

This joke is filed under Religious.