Things that make you go hmmm
Stopped at traffic light, the gray beard biker stared wide-eyed at a punk rocker crossing the street in front of him. The kid was a helluva sight. The punker had green, orange, yellow, and blue hair, elaborately waxed up into tall spikes sprouting from the top of his head.
Seeing the old biker staring at him, the punk rocker stopped and said, “Hey, whatcha lookin’ at, man? Didn’t you ever do anythin’ excitin’ in your life when you were younger?”
“Hell, yeah, I sure did,” said the biker, “and that’s what worries me — ya see, about 20 years ago, I fucked a peacock, and I’m thinking ya might be one of my kids.”