Things you DONT want to hear from Tech Support .
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Loading ...12. “Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?”
11. “…that’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”
10. “So — what are you wearing?”
9. “Duuuuuude! Bummer!”
8. “Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap’n.”
7. “Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.”
6. “We can fix this, but you’re gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.”
5. “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
4. “In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.”
3. “Hold on a second… Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”
2. “Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.”
and the Number 1 Thing You Don’t Want to Hear From Tech Support…
1. “Please hold for Mr. Gates’ attorney.”
