Think of Nothing But Sex

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Mrs. Goldstein, somewhat advanced in years, had finally been persuaded to consult a psychiatrist for the first time.

The psychiatrist, viewing her ruefully, said, “Mrs. Goldstein, with your permission I will try an experiment with you. It may serve to advance us more rapidly. I am going to have you lie here on the couch for half an hour, and during that period of time I want you to think of nothing but sex. Do you understand me? Just think of sex. When I come back I will ask you what you have thought and we can proceed from there.”

In half an hour, he was back. “Well, Mrs. Goldstein, have you been thinking of sex.”

“Yes, doctor,” she said.

“And what have you been thinking?”

“I’ve been thinking,” she said, “that by me, Sex Fifth Avenue is not as good as Macy’s.”

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