Third-Time Response

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True story.

Some years ago, we had been getting lots of wrong numbers late at night for this particular bar whose number was similar to ours. After being rudely awakened from a sound sleep for the third time that night, my husband got up yet once again to answer the phone.

“Hello.”

“No, Betty is not here. She just left with Joe about 10 minutes ago!!!”

Click.

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