Thoughts on Being Bald
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Loading ...If a man is bald in front, he’s a thinker.
If he’s bald in back, he’s a lover.
If he’s bald in front and back, he THINKS he’s a lover.
“Papa, are you growing taller all the time?”
“No, my child. Why do you ask?”
“‘Cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair.”
He’s not baldheaded…he just has flesh-colored hair.
It’s not that he’s baldheaded…he just has a tall face.
He has wavy hair…it’s waving goodbye.
